Hey psst wanna buy some cubes4/24/2023 ![]() And it would fit in my personal criteria for “things that aren’t getting action figures but that I want a representation of on my shelf, because I dug it, this is a long sentence, work with me.” That’s why I’ve got Roger Rabbit’s vinyl, after all. Nobody seem interested in making a kick-butt Roger Rabbit toy line, even though some genius brought up the idea before. I know, I know you can’t believe you haven’t made it either. We all live with varying amounts of shame in our lives. I’m an ’80s kid and I’ve never seen Goonies, so I can pretty much never attend any of the reunions, and my membership button self-destructed years ago. He’s a little tired.īut If you think about it, a Pop Vinyl of Turbo-Teen would be pretty frickin’ nifty. You could even squeeze out a few versions. Maybe one version with just the tire hands, or maybe one with tire hands and his face all stretched out in that TREMENDOUSLY CREEPY just about to transform mode. Yeah, I know, that is the creepiest thing ever. ![]() I can’t even look at the fronts of cars because of that. ![]() There is nothing about any of this that isn’t creepy. Let’s be realistic: I’m never going to get a Turbo-Teen action figure. There’s really no way to have a kid realistically turn into a car in action figure form without it being the lousiest action figure ever. And nobody wants to hear the complaints about how his passenger side door isn’t sculpted right, or that his chassis isn’t articulated correctly. So that is a dream that has already died before getting voiced. Yeah, that’s a completely different matter. I could even see it as one of those Mystery minis along with other forgotten, ignored or lambasted cartoon properties. I can’t be the only person that wants a Rubik’s Cube figure, can I? This manages to be creepier than the dude with the carface. It will just cause my doctor to up my prescription again. Take a little chance on a property that has maybe two fans.
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